richter_10 (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} richter_10) wrote,@ 2009-10-23 09:21:00 |
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How The World Actually Works
"Hey, you're awesome!"
"So are you!"
"I like you."
"Really? Wow, so we like each other?"
"Yes."
"This is great! Let's go celebrate!"
...
"Hello?"
...
"This won't work."
"What? Why?"
"I've found someone else."
"Huh? I've known you for like, ten minutes. How is that even possible?"
"Fuck off."
"Okay. Did I say or do something...?"
...
"No answer. Great. And now you're gone. This is perfect. Hey, have you seen a girl, tall, brown hair--?"
"You're awesome!"
"Oh god, not again..."
"Hey, you're awesome!"
"So are you!"
"I like you."
"Really? Wow, so we like each other?"
"Yes."
"This is great! Let's go celebrate!"
...
"Hello?"
...
"This won't work."
"What? Why?"
"I've found someone else."
"Huh? I've known you for like, ten minutes. How is that even possible?"
"Fuck off."
"Okay. Did I say or do something...?"
...
"No answer. Great. And now you're gone. This is perfect. Hey, have you seen a girl, tall, brown hair--?"
"You're awesome!"
"Oh god, not again..."
